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How did I miss this story from 2006? Obsessed Bin Laden Wanted to Kill Whitney Houston's Husband:

Terror mastermind Osama bin Laden is so obsessed with singer Whitney Houston he thought about killing her husband, Bobby Brown, it was claimed last night.

The suggestion is made by Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who claims she was bin Laden's sex slave for four months 10 years ago.

"Whitney Houston's name was the one that would be mention constantly.

"How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."

She also says his favourite television shows were The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver.

Osama is rich enough to keep her tits-deep in crack and dildos, so who knows--it might just work out for these crazy kids.