Tuesday, September 22, 2009

You Are All Under Arrest

Criminals, every last one of you:
The average professional in this country wakes up in the morning, goes to work, comes home, eats dinner, and then goes to sleep, unaware that he or she has likely committed several federal crimes that day.

As for local and state crimes, fuggedaboutit. I probably commit on average five traffic violations on the way to work every morning, jaywalk at least once a day, and fail to pay use tax on my weekly out-of-state internet purchases.

Oh yeah, and the drugs...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

won't it be cool when your car will just wirelessly debit your account for those traffic infractions?


(insert some red light cam article link here- great revenue)

insert link to story about guy getting busted for speeding because of fast pass records at two toll booths

insert tin foil hat theory about black boxes in cars and insurance companies