Midnight in the CC

Imagine me, please, sitting round at home doing a puzzle, quiet party of 1, with XM channel 808 (bluegrass, country honky tonk) keeping me company with banjo accompanied tales of woe, redemption and infidelity.

Then this song came on.

Culver City kid makes wikipedia.

Who Are We Protesting Today?

No surprise here at what happens when the spoiled college kid crowd meets up with some overzealous martial-law types... nothing to be proud of on any side.

So, who the hell is the G-20 anyway? Here's are the members alphabetically with the first letter revealed--drag over with your mouse to see the answers:

1. Argentina
2. Austrailia
3. Brazil
4. Canada
5. China
6. European Union
7. France
8. Germany
9. India
10. Indonesia
11. Italy
12. Japan
13. Mexico
14. Russia
15. Saudi Arabia
16. South Africa
17. South Korea
18. Turkey
19. United Kingdom
20. United States of America

You Are All Under Arrest

Criminals, every last one of you:

The average professional in this country wakes up in the morning, goes to work, comes home, eats dinner, and then goes to sleep, unaware that he or she has likely committed several federal crimes that day.

As for local and state crimes, fuggedaboutit. I probably commit on average five traffic violations on the way to work every morning, jaywalk at least once a day, and fail to pay use tax on my weekly out-of-state internet purchases.

Oh yeah, and the drugs...

Arguing In Favor: R Kelly

Forget the essay, this should be a debate topic:

WOLFEBORO, N.H. -- An English teacher is being closely monitored at Kingswood Regional High School after administrators said she assigned an inappropriate essay topic to her students.

Jack Robertson, superintendent of the Governor Wentworth Regional School District, said the teacher asked students to respond to the question: "If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?"

I guess my first question is, did I knock him out cold or just down? And my second is, what the hell is wrong with your family that makes you think this up?

Denmark Tourism Film

I'm not kidding. And the kid's name is August.

Keep Fucking That Chicken

OK, I'll do that.